long live the morton

last night i sold the love of my life to a man named ken. i'm as miserable as is to be expected. i will never forget him. he was good to me right up to the last. let us all take a moment of silence to remember the good times with my love, morton gunther adolf schmidt.




i miss you.

i've killed myself with changes trying to make things better

will ferrel hosted snl this past weekend. how great is that? i'll tell you. that's pretty darn great. so we had a will ferrel fest, complete with the best of dvd, anchorman, slushies, ice cream, and hummus. and a game of shot glass chess. classy. don't worry, we only used coolers. as if that game isn't hard enough when you're not drinking.