o pirate

days til mexico: 7

you know who i big fat love? melissa margaret freudentheil. big fat love. i genuinely wish that i could marry that girl. that way i could have her with me always and forever. or maybe i could shrink her down to doll size, and carry her around in a little genie bottle. then i could pull her out whenever i missed her and she could do her silly little dances and such and cheer me up. or maybe i could clone her, and keep a version of her all to myself. any suggestions as to how i could accomplish one of these? perhaps i should start a fund.